That's why I type slowly ... apart from the fact that I know you buggers can't read fast.... I've only got one arm
**** now I feel bad unless you're pulling my plonker? It's a big one too pull as well mate [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW]
Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who turn up at a hotel and ask for the Bridal suite. The receptionist says "Do you have reservations"? The bride says "Well....... I'm a bit worried about taking up the arse"
Evenong Minxy.. you can pull me one off anytime you like..... and have a little gargle yourself on me .... a pint [/QUOTE]