Any formulaic shows such as Hell's Kitchen where they just about manage to turn it around in time AGAIN! AAAGGGGHHH!!! Also Benny Hill - I've met so many dickheads from America who say they LOVE British humor because of him.
I meant programs you REALLY don't like. They should introduce the ignore facility so that those programs won't start. Maybe flip back to the what's on screen (not showing ignored programs) or just skip to the next channel that's showing a program not on the ignore list. That would be good. Then I would never have to see someone being opened up whilst I'm having my dinner. I also hate programs that try to mimic Friends, especially with very young "actors" and that automatic audience laugh that is switched on after every bloody line.
Location x3. The wife insists on watching it and the people on there are so unrealistic, idealisitc, picky and childishly demanding. Mind you, I always feel a sense of satisfaction when it gets to the end of the show and we're told that the poncey couple's dream move fell through and they're still searching for a new house
It's OK for seeing what areas are like but I agree. Particularly the ones with massive budgets; on there to show everyone "look where I am now". I know of someone who's been on the show and they couldn't afford the properties they were looking at. Needless to say they didn't find what they were looking for.
The ones that annoy me the most are when you get some posh bitch saying "Well we need at least an acre at the back, and we need a "space" that Nathan can use as a studio..."
Deal or No Deal. Worst program and presenter ever known to the human race. How do they find so many down syndrome contenstants to keep a show going 5 days a week? Must import them I suppose. Mind you, Bin Laden watching Bin Laden is up there too. That's been on the telly constantly recently.
Why has no one mentioned Daybreak? Absolute mindless squit "hosted" by two halfwits who can't string a sentence together. Slow, boring and mind-numbingly dull. And that's just Adrian "Pug Face"Chiles and that strange woman from Northern Ireland who looks like she's running in the 3.30 at Chepstow. And that bint who reads the news - the one who got her baps out on the interweb. Bloody hopeless news reader and looks like she might be a quick ten bobs worth round the back of the Co-Op in Bradford on a cold and rainy night. Forget Noel Midget Edmonds - this lot are so dire you could.......... Sorry I've bored myself.
1. Calling Chiles a pug doesn't do his hideosity justice. 2. I know what you mean, she's bloody ugly as ****! What's even more surprising is that she made it into FHM's 100 Sexiest Poll.
and top o' the mornin' to you too! It was the "Fern" show because it replaced my daily fix of come dine with me but it's gone now so, basically anything with Alan Carr in it. Can't stand him
Everything, and I mean everything that comes on ITV. Anything with Jeremy Clarkson in it. Anything with Tony Robinson in it - I love documentaries but why does every single documentary with this prick in it seem to bore the ****e out of me? Anything with Gok Wan in it. I am a Celebrity come dine with me on Ice Factor Any documentary about Nostradamus Soaps, obviously. Glee Every single program on E! Entertainment ITV Football coverage with Adrian Chiles Jersey Shore
