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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he might interrupt our telephone conversation.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> She's on the phone with you as well??? This woman has skills <ok>
     
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  3. Darth Gogledd

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    You know that women can multitask better than us guys.
     
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    Is this secretly GRB being odd <whistle>
     
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    Drop your drawers and the reps all yours.
     
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  7. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Bloke says to girl....... Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body ? Wanna make it 207 ?

    Or you really remind me of Aston Villa, why? You look like you might go down......
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Which pub did you hear those in?
     
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    Errmmm...............Geordie lass is a clever lass, I'll have you know,!

    Writes all her own material, ........................................Does all her own stunts as well. :wink:
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    She'd go down well in the pub on match days.
     
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    Have to see about the stunts.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Can she limbo dance?
     
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  13. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Me mam told them to me...haha
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Good sense of humour, does she go to the games.

    Tell your ma, your ma, you wont be home for tea, you're going to Italy, tell your ma your ma.
     
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  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    No, we stopped taking her, she caused too many fights and her industrial language upset the fellas, plus the fact that she is normally doing a double shift on Saturdays doon the pit.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Can see you've had a good upbringing, all the good old fashioned virtues passed onto you.
     
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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Yes AB, my mam is a remarkable lady. She went completely blind not so long ago, this meant she couldn't work down the pit anymore (she deputised for the ponies on their day off) rather than sit feeling sorry for herself, she decided to change career completely and become a hooker, you've just got to hand it to her!,,
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    One of the virtues not passed onto you.
     
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    my collar is getting too hot...
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    The one you wear when you're saying Mass?
     
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