And A Happy New Year To You Too

Thought I told you to **** off?

 

I'm having a crispy roll on square just now with tomato sauce. It's really nice.

Have a missing linky.

 

If only your cock was as big as your mouth, Mrs Pud would be a lucky lady.

 

What on earth is a crispy roll on square??

 

Your **** is as big as your mouth... hence, no-one touches the sides!

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A crispy roll with square sausage on it, you ****ing eejit.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=e...:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb

 

You lot should really stop fighting with one another, it is like Den's Park all over again.

 

Don't think you need an apostrophe there Monaco.

 

Surely, the square sausage would be in the ****ing roll, ya daft auld hing oot?!

 

Probabl'y no't

 

You're a large vagina.

 

That maybe so, but I still understand the basic concept of putting the filling inside the roll, as opposed to on it, ya ****ing weirdo!

 

Am fkn beelin'.

 

As per the...blah blah blah

 

Typical jakey Celtic fans beelin and fighting among themselves.

Tragic excuses for human beings, tragic.

 

I concur sir and tell me, what will you be up to ce soir? I am ****ing hungry and want pints now, but if I go out at this time, I won't be in any fit shape to pull a drunk bird at the bells.

 

**** off

 

Quiet romantic night in with Pam for me.