What TV programs piss you off most?

Having enjoyed the TV Favourite programs thread here's a chance to get those really annoying ones off your chest.

Mine, in no particular order, I just hate them all.

1. Coronation Street
2. That ****ing program where this tosser struts round with a mobile phone in his belt trying to make a stupid guessing game look intelligent and trying to create suspense
3. That watching paint dry thing, Big Brother

 

xfactor,
britains/americas got talent,
the news,
big brother,
celebrity get me out of here,
top model ****

the list goes on

 

X Factor.
Eastenders.
Scottish Football live.

 

All soap operas
All reality programmes
Costume dramas
The Weakest Link
So-called talent shows like X Factor and Britain's Got Talent (an oxymoron if ever there was one!)

 

I agree about those shows but I'm curious as to how come you get to see them. Sky customer I guess.

 

incorrect ... upc customer , if i were you id give up the guessing your not very good at it

 

All talent shows
All soaps
All celebrity dancing/jungle/on ice ****
All reality TV
Children in Need/Comic Relief
Vast swathes of BBC Sport's output:

1. London Marathon coverage - this is not entertainment
2. the Boat Race - who cares? Flip a coin and be done with it.
3. Sports Personality of the Year - I've never seen so many people looking uncomfortable in a suit

Masterchef - too many words and phrases get repeated every show
BBC Breakfast - Please reserve 'Breaking News' for when Obama gets assassinated, not when M&S publish their quarterly results
A Question of Sport - Excruciating to watch
Anything with Kate Humble - Springwatch/Autumnwatch/that thing she does with Ben Fogle/and don't get me started on Lambing Live
BBC Weather - Not that it affects me, but all people need to know is if it will be hot or cold, wet or dry. That's it. Shove your warm fronts up your arse, stop telling people to 'wrap up warm', and don't using meaningless expressions like 'it'll be fresher today'.
Eggheads - Smug show-offs having their arses licked by the cringing Dermot Murnaghan

 

Never heard of it.
Glad to know that you're paying us to watch TV that you don't even like.

 

paying who obviously not sky if i have upc which you never heard of ? you really are a pea brain

 

Hash you trademarked your name, I really don't think that was necessary rkid

 

UPC pay BBC and ITV with your money... Am I right? I'm not wrong.

 

i dont give a **** if they pay drug dealers , im only with them for the 30meg broadband tv is an extra 15 so why not

 

yes i did because some funnycunt registered aswordmadeofhash so i couldnt change back

 

It wasn't me ;-)

 

thats obvious because your not funny

 

You ****s are luck you are not old enough to have witnessed this abortion of a show:

 

Or this

 

Justin Bieber in a dress, probably, I've never heard him sing.

I'm just about old enough to remember but my mum wouldn't have watched that, I've a vague early memory of her switching off the TV every time Lena came on.

 

Everyone did.

 

Worst programmes.

My Family. Do you realise this **** has been going about a thousand ****ing years? Christ!

Outnumbered. ****ing middle class kids acting very badly and very smugly.

Any of those ghostfinder/haunted house type reality programmes. I have a great idea, let's kill that annoying scouse prick who does them and then tell him to make contact with us.

Anything with Melvyn Bragg. **** off you pretentious ****!