West Ham bid for Rickie Lambert

If Rupert Lowe was still in charge, he'd drive Ricky to Upton Park in his Range Rover and lend him a pen to sign. Nicola will probably respond with a dignified but slightly threatening sneer

 

Meh, whatever...

You just try and cut me down with some snazzy David Mitchell intellect to sound clever but you just copy and paste off twitter.

Bore off.

 

? Wtf

 

Nicola has already sent three big men in dark suits and sunglasses to have a quiet chat with Gold and fat Sam...

 

There aren't pre-written responses to your idiotic statements on twitter to copy and paste on to here.

 

Enter negotiations ( Rickie knowing we will NOT sell him ) have it all ready to go , then at the last minute on transfer deadline day , pull the plug ( Not in any way blaming Rickie ) .

Hey presto Hammers led a merry dance

 

Really? I try to cut you down?

I point you towards the match thread. "Omg too early!" - 2 days before the game. Hmmmm.

It's not hard to sounds snazzy when picking apart the idiocy of some of the stuff you spill.

 

The way moose kept ripping Sharp was twatish, since then I haven't paid attention to him or any one on talksport

 

I dont think Moose has ever got one right.

What adds more weight to this rumour is the fact that Hugh Southern (who David Gold has said is the only genuine West Ham ITK account on twitter, has tweeted similar long before the moose did. However, he said the bid will be made in the summer.

I think he would be a great signing for West Ham but cant see it in January myself.

 

What did he say!?!?

 

JRod has played well, even out of position (I know he can and has been used as a wide man, but his position and the reason why we bought him was as a CF) yet he is no Lambert. Our team would really suffer without Lambert, will never happen

 

Why would Rickie want to move to a Championship side Trix?

 

Why does he spell his name like that? Is his full name Richard or was he actually Christened Rickie?

 

To be fair, Gold and Sullivan both like look they're well used to dealing with large men in dark suits and sunglasses. But Cortese is out of their league. He's a banker, which is another way of saying gangster on a global scale.

 

Christened as Rickie. Sky put "Richard Lambert" but Saints' press team have told them on several occasions he is not "Richard".

 

When we played West Ham last year and Sharp was ment to have dived. He slagged Sharp off for like the next 2 weeks, some of it was overly harsh.

 

Went down easy but Taylor raised his hands.

Can't do that...

 

Just seen Ba could be off to Chelsea, What are the chances of Pards having a go for Lambert i wonder?

 

Moose is, as previously mentioned, a monumental prize twat.