It's Hogmanay ya bunch of cretins... Normally love it, but seeing as I'm heading to Edinburgh for it, it's gonna skin me about £5 a pint at least.
If I tell you no one gives a **** it's your birthday and it's still **** will you try to get me banned from GC too you ****ing tosser?
Its the price of taxi's that get on my tits! Also the added pressure that you have to enjoy yourself due to it being new years but it always ends in an anti climax! Spent new year in York once! Got to 10 minutes past midnight and the pubs closed! The usual typical nights out tend to be better!!!
It's the best night of the year. You can't get served anywhere because every bar in the country is 5 deep with lightweights who never normally drink, tying up the barstaff with daft requests for things like Baileys and Babycham.
No one cares if you get banned from GC or what bow4fowler thinks. Please feel free to go **** yourself, eejit.