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Kettle is black, moans Pot...

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  1. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    Successful water-boiling recepticle Pot was yesterday quoted in several media outlets as having labelled a rival liquid-heating container, Kettle, as being black. This followed a call from Kettle to the Liquid-heating Association to punish Pot for his overboiling.

    Pot calls Kettle 'Black'

    Said Pot "Its not on. Kettle pretends to be all silvery and clean, when in reality he's so soot covered, he's clearly black."

    As Pot continued to vent his frustrations, foam was seen to spill from his rim and steam was rising from under his lid.

    Many fellow containers have noted that Pot hasn't been exactly squeeky clean either. A noted Spanish Pan, now residing in a Northern Pie-eating town, commented that Pot has had a tendency to boil over and froth when he doesn't get his way. However, the powers-that-be have consistently taken a lenient line with Pot, which many have found to be inconsistent with treatment of other containers with less media sway...
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Pot is such a hypocrite. When the Uruguyan saucepan called the French fondue set black Pot got all hot under the lid but it's fine for him to "blacken" Kettles name <doh>

    We all know Pot has friends in high places and even has his smaller milk pan brother Graham "Poll" Pot running things from inside the Liquid Heating Association.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Im painting my garage floor, what you lot doing today?
     
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  4. - jordan -

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    <laugh> scousers are fuming <laugh>
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Feel the beel.

    <wah>
     
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    quite why they're about to explode i don't know, it was a comment about that small club in the north east, not the insignificant club playing in red in merseyside.
     
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    Typical ****ty comment again from that man.
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Lots of Manks on our board again for some reason...even a thread about kitchen equipment gets a rise <laugh> paranoid tossers.
     
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  9. Jonesey

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    ^^^ This <ok>
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Since when did bins have garages?
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Ah leave him alone Billy, hes never been to Manchester.
     
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  12. The artist JerryChristmas

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    Has he been to Salford?
     
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  13. Jonesey

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  14. Jeremy Hillary Boob

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    Think it goes to prove that employment laws for kitchen utensils are as appallingly feeble as they are for referees, hence they too are scared to report their boss for bullying.
     
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  15. Proud-gay-canary

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    Seriously? Liverpool fans are in no position to take any moral high ground after the way they, and their club acted in the whole suarez affair last year.
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    That's Thatchers Britain for ya <ok> shocking it is...it's the knives I feel sorry for. They'll all be unemployed soon enough. Said on the news the other day that carrying a knife will be illegal. All those poor knives stuck in cutlery draws around the country and nobody allowed to even carry them to the nearest table. Hard times I'm telling you.
     
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  17. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Wrong thread mate...the Fergie threads are that way >>> this is cooking implements <ok>
     
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  18. Proud-gay-canary

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    hmmm, your funny darling. not
     
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  19. The artist JerryChristmas

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    The feeling's mutual sweetie <kisskiss>

    #lovingthatoutfitbtw
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Billy get's the vote for Gay Ambassador of the year.<ok>
     
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