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Man Utd fan caught napping for the winner.... wtf??

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 27, 2012.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I have never left a game and never will, but some people just hate traffic I guess...

    Rotter the stoke fan said he left at 1-0 Newcastle, only to hear cheers as he left... Each to their own I suppose!
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    A bit of rep for not leaving a game early. Couldn't do it myself either.

    Welcome to the 1,200 club.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The Picard facepalms are the best.
     
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    But.... I'll take your facepalm and raise you a facepalm....

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    Any up the ante ever further.....

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    aww bollocks....

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    I have added to your reputation Mr. Chip Shop and I give you the salute of the enterprise.

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    Make it so JLP.
    Live long and prosper.

    Ironic but I actually have your avi, in a real framed picture and signed by Sir Patrick Stewart himself.
    Used to like this lady a lot though....

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    Now that is fantastic, I hope you have said picture displayed on a wall somewhere in your humble abode, just not the lavatory. Yes, I agree that redheads (without freckles) are definitely the most attractive breed of human.
     
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    I'd even stretch to a Bajoran if push came to shove... although I'd draw the line at a Klingon.

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    I would not contemplate having relations with either... Although alcoholic drinks usually takes a man from the realms of all reason.
     
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    Give over fella. You're on a desert Island... there's you... a rat, and a Bajoran...... I suspect Roland wouldn't be the one picking up the soap..... lol
     
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    although he does look startled in this piccy....

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    This would be the offspring of myself and said Bajoran.

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    You have to spoil it by putting up a picture of Ian Dowie don't you!
     
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    That is harsh of you to mix up Ian Dowie and Joseph Merrick... Joseph Merrick has a legacy.
     
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    Also, even the elephant man didn't have that big a trunk(/penis??) on his face.
     
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    I agree, the deformity of Ian Dowie is a better candidate for a freakshow circus act than the Elephant man himself.
     
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    Poor old Roland.

    Seem to have come a long way off topic from Man Utd fan caught napping for the winner, to Ian Dowie, Joseph Merrick and Klingons.
     
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