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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    On 19 June 1975, an inquest jury named Lucan as the murderer of Sandra Rivett, the last time that an inquest was allowed to name the person they suspected of committing such a crime.[2] He was presumed deceased in chambers on 11 December 1992[3] and declared legally dead in October 1999.[4]

    Could be Tash in a few years by the looks of it.
     

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    Is that from that link he posted before he was banned?

    Also, what did you pay for with the $59?
     
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    That's about the price they charge for a complete clean up.
     
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    Complete clean-up of your wallet. Absolute rip off price for the effort involved.
     
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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    Has Tash changed his name back to heavy metal toon
     
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    Yups.
     
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    Yes, something you could do yourself quite easily. Letting them do it without you knowing what it entailed could mean losing a lot of work too.
     
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    Our old Au Pair managed to download some malware under the impression that the system had detected a virus and the site could rectify it...

    It took me 10 minutes to clear it out but she had been to see a specialist in the town to get some advice. He said he could do it for £40 and it would take about 3 hours.
     
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    Could start your own little part time business oT.
     
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    PS. What's the point of having an old Au Pair?
     
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    We did in Brussels.

    A few of us would collect PC's on a Friday afternoon after work and bring them all back to my place. We'd spend Saturday morning giving them an overhaul, speeding them up and ensuring that the anti-virus was up to date as well as removing malware etc.

    We'd drop them back off to the owners on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon.

    Used to charge small companies about 50 Euros a month for full coverage and had 10 clients. It didn't make masses of cash but it all went towards a beer fund.
     
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    We've had 9 au pairs since miniOT was born almost 5 years ago.

    The au pair was from 2 years ago :)
     
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    Oh I see, you weren't referring to her age then. Does miniOT wear them out that quickly and age them?
     
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    She aged me this weekend.

    I'm not sure if she was intending to be highly irritating but she was...

    We get two au pairs a year.

    One from September to June as they want to do language courses that we pay for and another au pair for the summer months who want to use it as a travel experience without the costs of accommodation etc.

    They only do a maximum of 20 hours per week so they get enough spare time to do what they want.
     
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    If you need somebody to baby sit the au pairs, I'm your man.

    Free of charge too.

    Just tell them I'm rich and kind. Don't forget to cross your fingers though.
     
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    The wife chooses them because I'll instantly try to hire the girls in bikinis from their profile pics...

    She always ensures that they are NOT good looking; though it backfired twice when two girls were not photogenic but look bleedin marvellous in the flesh...
     
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    There you go Tash. And I won't edit your threads any more so you don't need to go complaining to Syd any more. <ok>

    Hopefully Gashead won't have such a stick up arse when he sees I've edited his comment. <whistle>
     
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    That's all i asked... if you hadn't been such a prick and said that i'd potentially get banned for editing the article again, i wouldn't have had to go to Syd.
     
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    Handbags away ladies, back to rape tactics. Coincidentally handbags can also be used to hide the faces of ugly 'participants'.
     
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    Well the legend of this article has been ruined. By Tash. Still, everyone remembers GirlZilla!
     
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