i met this scottish burd bit fat but not obese or nothin any way i rode her senseless and she shall remain nameless but after the business i couldnt believe she asked me for 50 quid, something about her no good fat husbands revenue troubles
There's not much to tell. I popped Milf Cruiser 2 into the DVD player, greased myself up with some olive oil and went for it. Watched the whole movie without using fast forward and, using self-control that Sting would be proud of, timed my orgasm to coincide with the last scene. Intensity of orgasm 8/10. All in all a very satisfying experience and will definitely try again.
indeed well played Christ, I've no had my hole for 10/11 months now. When I get the rare chance of having the house to myself i get prepared for a ****athon. only to pull my puddin' for 30 secs or so and blurt my mcblurt!
Did you not shag her when she was preggers? I pumped **** out of her when she was pregnant twice. In fact, with the first one, I was pumping her the night she went into labour Then after the wean was born, and cos she got C-Sectioned, it meant that I could ride her again about 3 days after she gave birth
Lucky bastard Nah never pumped her preggers, seem a bit weird even for my standards (strange I know). She's well out of action for the next couple of months as well
the thought of my seeping bellend being so close to my son/daughter to be's face is somewhat offputting
I'm in Devon at the moment and was out in Plymouth on Saturday night - I had a great night in an area known as the Barbican... right next to the sea. Pulled a lovely young girl and had quite a time in my rented flat...
