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Carnivorous Restaurant

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, May 8, 2011.

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Should this venture go ahead?

  1. Open the restaurant and get rich...

  2. Forget the restaurant and simply kill vegetarians...

  3. Save a cow, eat a vegetarian...

  4. Point out how sharp human teeth are...

  5. Quorn is simply wrong...

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    A business associate of mine has put forward the idea of opening a specialist restaurant that serves only meat and no vegetables.
    This is to take up the gap in the market that has been left by vegetarian restaurants.

    I thought I would throw this open to the great minds that lurk here on not606...
     
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  2. Zinc Alloy

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    I have no doubt that as long as you eat properly, being a vegetarian is much healthier for you.
    My problem is the downside. It turns you into a boring ****.

    So, give me a beautiful steak and take off those last couple of ****ting yourself years from my life.

    It's a trade worth making.
     
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  3. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Probably not, seeing as you can get just meat at normal restaurants.
     
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  4. DHCanary

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    I know of a restaurant like that in Nairobi, Kenya, called the Carnivore (how original), where they bring you plate after plate of meat, all you can eat style. They keep bringing different meat until you hold up the white flag they give you and surrender. I'm told by a friend it was really good, and packed.
     
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  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I suppose you could if you asked for no vegetables to be included in your meal, but the point is that it's the survival rights of the vegetables that is the issue here.
    I would be deeply offended to think of any suffering that took place in a restaurant of my ownership by vegetables.

    Vegetables have rights too! (ok so they don't, but they really should).
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

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    "Mash is Murder"!
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Just a quick technical question ; would fish be on the menu as well ?
     
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  8. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    How on earth is that supposed to work Asperger-boy?
     
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  9. Null

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    Meat is Murder ...

    Tasty Tasty murder!

    There's a place in Glasgow, Troperio, a Brazillian restaraunt that has some veggies in the buffet but the idea is that they just keep brigning skewers of meat to slice at your table...
     
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  10. EDGE

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    sick sick sick!!!
     
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  11. Zinc Alloy

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    Now that sounds good.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I refuse to believe that there's a restaurant in Glasgow with vegetables. You'll be telling us next that Glasgow District Council have lifted the fruit ban.
     
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  13. Null

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    Yeah, potatoes...deep fried n filled with cheese
     
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  15. BolloBollo

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  16. Mick

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    Ever have a BBQ with a couple of veggies?

    It's just not quite right tryin to stop those Quorn burgers from disintegrating.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    I was a veggie for 4 years in my youth, still love the veggie burgers, had a spicey beanburger in Burger King just the other day, lovely.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    Absolutely... but certainly no seaweed.
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

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    Well you see, if you eat the vegetarian, then you've no need to kill the cow for it's meat.

    Do you see?

    Perhaps if you'd paid more attention at school this week you might have learnt something... <cheers>...
     
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  20. rogueleader

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    he should call it " The Abatoire " or maybe , for a touch of class " Le Abatoire "
     
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