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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Makemstine Roger, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    to the tune of last christmas by wham just for a laugh fill in your own verses please.for Warm Pouch

    Last xmas Pouchy gave up his arse
    and the very next day we knew he was gay
    this year to stop him from aids hell give it to someone special

    based on a wummer of the Sunderland bits
    he talks a good story but his motives are ****
    now we know what a fool he's been
    a one star wonder with no intelligence gene.


    recently promoted as a mod for the skunks
    ------------------------------------------------- please add

    wants to comment here but his prejudiced stunk
    now we know what he's all about
    a two faced ****er with a lying snout


    next verse feel free


    perfect for Cest MR and Mr Raw to add a few lines and anyone else who wants a laugh even the skunks
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 24, 2012
  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    18 views and not 1 verse in sight , howay the mackem army show your voice
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 24, 2012
  3. talcnturnip

    talcnturnip Well-Known Member

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    Way too intellectual for me mate Merry Christmas anyway be good you freaky deaky Dutch bastard ;)
     
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    talcnturnip, Dec 24, 2012
  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    feckin love it when ya talk dirty
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 24, 2012
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    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    Pulis bought a size 12 boot
    And kept it in a bucket.
    The only player He ever hit
    Was Crouch he could'nt duck it.

    I need more ale... SORRY merry Xmas one and all. <ale>
     
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    Pottermouth 328, Dec 24, 2012
  6. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I'm a bit too pissed to think of anything at the moment marra, but I appreciate your effort all the same as I'm sure Hot Pockets does..<ok>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Dec 25, 2012

  7. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    This xmas he swallowed a man
    The very next day, he fisted his mam
    This year to save him from tears, he was bummed by Jimmy Saville.

    Lennon & McCartney i am NOT, i'll get me coat.
     
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    mackemwelder, Dec 25, 2012
  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    love it well done mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 25, 2012
  9. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    You reckon i've got a future in the music industry then? don't answer, i already know :biggrin:

    Marcus, get tuned up mate, we're on next.
     
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    mackemwelder, Dec 25, 2012
  10. Poyets outburst

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    Last Xmas pouch found out he was a mag
    And at the age of 40 he got his first sh£ g
    This year as Amsterdam Rodger said your gay
    Your manger thinks you'll win the prem someday
     
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    Poyets outburst, Dec 25, 2012
  11. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Last Christmas Pouchy shagged a gay man
    But the very next day, John Humble just ran away
    This year to save him from tears
    He's given Deluded his rear


    5-1 heard and he cried for a week
    As he'd only just offered his rosy bum cheeks
    But Pouchy wanted Deluded Tools toys
    The ones he uses with the other Bigg Market boys
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Dec 25, 2012
  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thats the dogs bollocks mate cracking stuff, could be the new Lennon
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 25, 2012
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This rep removal has really got to you hasn't it? I love that you had to even drum up interest in it <laugh> Obsession with gay material too, trying to tell us something. Keep them coming, unlike you I'm not a sensitive soul
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 26, 2012

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