A Christmas Football Food Challenge

My mate has set me a challenge, to try to make a team and subs bench of premiership players whose names sound like or can be made into food. Ive got a full 18, but can you think of any better?

GK: Joe Tart
CB: Breaded Hangeland
CB: Ryan Shortcrust
RB: Martin Jelly
LB: Alex Butter
MF: Francis Coq-au-Vin
MF: Barry Bannana
MF: Gareth Ale (I presume drinks are allowed)
MF: Juan Batter
ST: Stephane Sausagenon
ST: Victor Anchovie

Subs:
Ben Fosters
Titus Bramley
Gabriel Tapas
James Perch
Stephen Jelly
Kemy Langustein
Kerim Frei-up

As you can see, its rather tricky, and I've had to scrape the barrel somewhat to find a full bench

So, can anyone contribute anyone else?

 

damien duff, santi calzone, Kieron ribs, Alan Mutton,

 

dean whitebread, Michael Tounge, Jack Pork, Danny Butter-field, Dominic grape, Mark Bunn,

 

Demba Ba-Humbug
Sylvian Gateaux
Edam Hazard
Cisse-on-Toast

 

Mark Fish

 

Eton Messi
Paulo de Canneloni
Cesar Salad
Bake(r)well Tart
Iced Bunn

Brucell Sprouts
Apple Turn(er) over

 

There was also a rule that, in the interests of racial harmony, no Italians could be compared to types of pasta or chinese/koreans compared to chinese food...

 

Boooooo!

 

No space for Hatem Ben Half-a-Moose-Carcass?

 

AKA Tiote's lunch...?

 

John Terry's Chocolate Orange

 

Malcolm Mcdonalds (you have to have been to consett)

 

Bacary Lasagne