Irritating f uckers really aren't they.. With their ridiculous recipes that no one can be arsed to do.. The one I personally would like to beat senseless would be Hugh fearnley twat. The pompous condescending twat. He can stick his foraged s hit a d Christmas goodies.. Heston blumenthal needs could do with a right hook to the chin. I don't see the point in him being on the tv. What right minded person is able to replicate anything he does.. Pointless ****e. The one chef I do like is the bender Nigel slater. He is like the gay equivalent of nigella lawson..
You've got to love Nigel slater. He comes out with some absolute gems. He just said there's nothing like the sight of shiny nuts looking festive to put him in the mood Then came out another beauty 'all of my friends love a sausage' I bet they do Nigel
Slightly off topic I know, but its come to my attention today that I'd shunt the living daylights out of Kirsty Allsop. the lucky home crafting/property magnate that she is.
Rick stein gets on my nerves.. His fish restaurant is rubbish too. Jamie oliver is particularly annoying.
I liked River Cottage when HFW was doing the whole The Goode Life thing. Gordon Ramsey is funny because he swears at Americans who always look gobsmacked/start crying. Err, that's it.
"don't bother coming round tonight, dad's back so we'll have to stop seeing each other, lots of love from mum xxxxx"
