Geordie-Mackem Friday Night Banter Club

Sunderland at home, covers it!

 

Has somebody told them that?

 

Leave well enough alone.

 

As we're having a Sweden love in,......

Meet Freddy, who never played, or was even rumoured to play for Sunderland, I worked for CK when he became poster boy, the sales globally went through the roof!????


Just saying like!...........

 

Didn't even know that Albert was at Sunderland. I guess his old man must still be able to pull a few strings from the days he was in charge and met Alberts mum on a break in Ghana.

 

Luv it

 

My dad used to drag me up from Brid with the offer of watching Gates and Gabbers with a free cowboy meal chucked in.

Soon realised I had free will though.

Gotta be careful as me old man has been on here (not606) longer than me.

 

Can not606 cope with ACS Senior as well as Junior?

He'll be dragging you off to the dark place again, no doubt.

 

My Granda used to take my brother and I to Roker park, he was a Newcastle supporter.but his first wife died aged 24, she was a Sunderland supporter, they used to alternate which games to go to, he continued to go after she died as a homage to her!

 

Next time I set foot in the "stadium of copyright" will be next season when we take at least our usual point. Well that's if I'm home anyway.

 

Very honourable.

 

Lol. He actually made his first post ever (over 12 months since joining) last week. Am trying to get him up to speed but he doesnt get it yet.

 

It'll come through time.

 

I went a couple of times and they always lost. Maybe I should start going to SOL

 

We'll have a collection for your ST.

 

"As a bairn I used to (under duress) go to Roker park pretty regular "


So did I, however they were much bigger dresses when I was a lad...

 

You can still remember those days Jim?

 

I can indeed.

They were the good old days when boys wore short pants and Fanny was a girl's name.

 

Knew somebody that got called that as a nickname. In the days when I didn't know what it meant.

Must have only been about 21 at the time.

 

A mackem wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of her Geordie husband. "Well?" she said, "I've lost a stone, can you see a difference?"

Her husband picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone." he said, "can you see a difference?"

why do pigeons in Sunderland fly upside down?

because there is nothing worth ****ting on

Q: If you see a Sunderland Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bike..

Newcastle are to play Sunderland in the FA cup. On the day of the game the whole squad are hanging from a pretty heavy night out, except for Ba who didn't drink.

The squad don't want to play so Ba says, "I will play this one on my own, its only Sunderland". The lads are delighted they don't have to play and go to the pub for a cure.

They're checking the score on teletext, and after 10 minutes Ba has scored. The lads are delighted. As it gets to the end teletext refreshes to say Sunderland have equalized in the 90th minute.

The lads don't mind as they can handle the replay. They go back to St James to see Ba. He's sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands, and as the lads walk in he says, "Sorry boys, I let you all down".

They console him by saying, "What are you talking about? You took on 11 players and managed to get a draw, so we didn't have to play with hang overs."

Ba replies, "No you don't understand, I got sent off after 60 minutes."

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Sunderland players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.