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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Dec 21, 2012.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Gay
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****ing tune big man, but without being a **** about it, they did spell "embarrassment" incorrectly at the start of the video, but I put that down to Suggs drinking in the Dublin Castle in Camden though. Just saying like.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, I know, they are mad!
     
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  5. monacoger

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    <laugh> I see what you did there mucker!!
     
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    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too:
    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don&#8217;t deal in lies,
    Or being hated don&#8217;t give way to hating,
    And yet don&#8217;t look too good, nor talk too wise;

    If you can dream&#8212;and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think&#8212;and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same:
    If you can bear to hear the truth you&#8217;ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build &#8217;em up with worn-out tools;

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breathe a word about your loss:
    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: &#8216;Hold on!&#8217;

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with Kings&#8212;nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much:
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds&#8217; worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that&#8217;s in it,
    And&#8212;which is more&#8212;you&#8217;ll be a Man, my son!
     
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  7. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    :laugh::laugh:

    put the crack pipe down and seek help.
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    the **** is wrong wi ye?
     
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  9. gas

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    Merry Christmas Monocoger <ok>
     
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  10. Secret ranger

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    Someone has too much time on their hands, put the pipe down son
     
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    Monaco's tourettes shame <laugh>
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

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    Woooooah wooooah you two, i`ll go to the woods for secret bum rape , what`s the big deal?...
     
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  13. LEROY FER 10

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    You dirty **** ***** ****.
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    If i ever get hold of you i`ll stick a screwdriver in your eye socket you prick.<grr>
     
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  15. LEROY FER 10

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    We have all had a few drinks lads ,lets just try to calm down it`s Christmas after all...<Me and Monacogers Christmas party incident>
     
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  16. charlienicholasismydad

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    Happy Christmas Monica <ok>
     
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  17. Brendan Rodgers Trannies

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    I'm Welsh Methodist. A more miserable bunch of people you could not meet.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How's life withoot yer baws?
     
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