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Inception

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

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    a similar idea to the matrix but better <ok>

    Well worth a watch,the wee architect lassie is not too bad either <foamingatthegash>

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    i thought she was sexier in juno
     
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    <laugh> no doubt

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    not much less sexy than a girl smoking a pipe though, also Juno was ****.
     
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    <laugh> pregnant worked for her is all i'm saying!

    she looked cracking in the wee business suit she had on in inception (think it was the 2nd level) although she did look about 12, which created some confusing emotions.
     
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    <laugh>

    you mean this one?

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    yeah, although it looked better in my mind, for example she didnt have anything on under the jacket <ok>
     
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    her tits were a lot bigger as well
     
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    her tits could do with being a lot bigger <ok>
     
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    they'd swell up if she was preggers <ok>

    thats right, i'm a stone cold genius.
     
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    well in that case, the plan is set, i will kidnap her and knock her up <ok>
     
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    ripe <ok>

    missed an opportunity on friday night, had to call an ambulance for some passed out asian chick who was lying on the pavement (Mrs.LR was there so couldnt really exploit the situation), some guy was trying to drag her along the pavement, kept dropping her (she didnt even react) and asked if i could help him "get her to her room, she's just a bit drunk" <laugh> pretty slick mate.
     
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    <laugh> rohypnol OD <ok>
     
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    honestly mate, he'd gone for overkill <laugh>

    you could slap her face and she wouldnt even mumble to herself or react in anyway, he kept trying to pick her up but because she was dead weight and flopping all over the place he kept dropping her. he wasnt too keen on me calling an ambulance "she just needs to sleep"

    yuh-huh
     
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    aye sure she does <laugh>

    the only thing more pathetic than a date rapist is a failed date rapist <ok>
     
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  16. a shagged an escort on saturday. she was a ****in cow and her fanny smelt. short changed the bitch anyway.
     
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    i should've asked him what i got if i helped him carry her in, then i would've known if i'd need the cops as well <laugh>
     
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    a reeking fanny is off putting, i bet you paused for a split second <laugh>
     
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    did he ****, he was right in about it <ok>
     
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    he didnt even know it was smelly till he woke up face down in it <laugh>
     
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