I give some of the reasons as I don't want to upset you in this season of goodwill. You are a smelly spastic sleeping rough with a criminal record. You don't know when you should call your sister ma, or sis. Its bad enough that you supported Rangers, that could have been traditional in your tribe. However there can be no such reasons for supporting the 160 day old Sevco.
I am not sure about spastic trevor knowing his mother to be a Catholic as he only found out recently she was his sister.