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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    And get loads of rep off the guys trying to woo you.

    I want my rep back!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 19, 2012
  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Indian Giver
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 19, 2012
  3. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Rep
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Wow, never been called that before.

    Welcome to the 400 Club by the way.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 19, 2012
  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Bet you've been called far worse AB, ?
    Please be aware that I have sent the Rep back via a cheque in the post with a second class stamp on it, which cost me the princely sum of 50p, yep, 50 Fecking p. Suffice to say what with the Christmas backlog and dyslectic post persons (PC) it may take a while to reach you. I have been reliably informed that it is not uncommon at this time of year, for items of post to go missing completely! However, l remain confident that will not be the case in this instance. However,
    should my correspondence fail to reach you by say, March of next year, please feel free to contact my people, who will contact your people.
    I trust Sir, you will deem my action satisfactory. Or in other words........ Finders keepers na na nah na na.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 20, 2012
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You underestimate The Royal Mail, your cheque duly arrived first post today. Many thanks.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 20, 2012
  7. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    It's gonna bounce like a ball ............
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 20, 2012
  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Gandalf has compiled a quick list of Newbie shame (from the first 7 pages or so):

    Shola Mackem Slayer. Romain. Chris1986. Debuchy's Tooshie. stickpro. All yet to post more than 100 times!

    Don't make me turn you into something unnatural, join in people! My semi-creepy reputation comments weren't serious <wah><wah>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 20, 2012
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh>!
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    DT's letting the team down, you'll have to give her a good talking to!
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking more of a spanking ;)
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I gave it to the postman this morning as his Christmas Box.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I've just been getting a new leather belt, want me to try it out on her?
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Good thinking, you tie her up with it so she can't move :biggrin:
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 20, 2012
  15. Agent Bruce

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    Anything to help out. <ok>
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Gentlemen, gentlemen,
    Such violent thoughts and actions, what happened to the season of goodwill ?
    Poor old DT, has the flu and is gonna get a beating, unless of course she likes it, then.....well...
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 20, 2012
  17. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe it's the kissing better after the spanking, that she likes.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 20, 2012
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    Geordie in the Fen


    My daughter lives in the Fens, now I'm not one for coincidences or owt but which fens do you you reside in?...:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 20, 2012
  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Jimiley... Think of the back payments in child-support!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 20, 2012
  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Right on the border of Cambridgeshire and Suffolk, which gives you plenty of geography Jimiley.
    Although of course l was not born here, originally from Shields.
    Guess that gets you off the hook ?lol or does it ?
     
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