Bug

I know we are all hard ****s on here but does anyone have this bastard bug that's going around?

My heed is shivering my back is shivering, my arms are shivering and I've still got to go to work

Took some ibuprofen earlier which worked but now it's come back. The shivering is actually quite a pleasant experience (apart from the bad heed like).

Anyone else unwell?

 

It's just a cold you've got you soft ****e

 

Oh yeah? Doctor reckons I've got AIDS. Good news is you can only catch it once.

Anyway, Nurse Tina has sorted me out. Cheers Nursey

 

sounds like bad aids Dorty.p

 

Gonna drink some Lucozade, ER. It's Aids recovery apparently.

 

Does that mean me and ER are infected now we've come into contact with your thread?

 

Well what you are ER should be considering doing is throwing a sickie for the rest of the week. Given that there are an estimated 800,000 cases this month of the norovirus bug (that's ****ing and puking to us lot) your bosses would be hard-pressed to not believe you

Do it, you know it makes sense.

 

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Could indeed work..why aren't you throwing one then?

 

I'm self-employed and I'm busy until Monday, cold or no cold

 

I got a cold once , I set fire to it and sat back had a few lines and all is good since

 

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No wonder it's spreading so quickly. Do you warn your 'customers' you're infected?

 

Well said.

 

Mmm. I got a lift home of David Pleat once. I kept asking him why he kept driving so slow.