End of the world averted thanks to the Crunch

i can do u the same deal for 2 quid

 

the wee shop

 

tell me more.

 

turkey salad roll, cornflake cake, 2 quid

or get the meal deal for £2.50 - turkey salad roll, cornflake cake and a blowjob

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Fellatio is for ****s and *****s as per the script.

 

you can opt for a can of bru instead then.

 

Sold

 

Turkey and stuffing sandwich from M&S deli counter £4.95 , they look nice though.

 

I think he's on his hols. But doubtless he'll be on here at some point boasting about how great Florida is - not realsiing how sad it looks that he's posting on an internet forum when he should be out enjoying himself.

 

He was last seen at the Vexillology Christmas Do!

 

Heard on the radio this mornin that the Mayans said the world will end on the 21st of this Month, not the the 12th as was originally said.

I wish these extinct ****ers would make their mind up

 

If you think about it though 21-12 = 9. And if for no reason whatsover you were to add 2 onto 9 you get 11.

9/11.

Coincidence. I think not

 

Eddie eat yer heart oot.