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Who runs xmas?

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  1. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    My theory is that Satan runs xmas. A ludicrous story about Santa (Satan, anagram) has been invented by Christians who go to chiurch and tell their children 'Thou Shalt Not Lie'. Then they come up with this bollox or are they deceived by Santa Claus (Satan Claws) who then invents a random date that has nothing to do with birth of jesus and promotes a festival of the seven deadly sins. The devil runs Christmas, he has tricked the Christians. There can be only one conclusion, the devil is a devious Geordie bastard pretending to be red and white; like Steve Bruce, Lee Clark and Michael Chopra and Santa but underneath there is the darkness represented by the black stripes of the mags. Be vigilant.
     
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  2. Poyet's Eleven

    Poyet's Eleven Well-Known Member

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    <party>

    :biggrin:
     
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Coca Cola...
     
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  4. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Santa would never turn to the filth.

    He is red & white through and through and actually has family in Ryhope so I'm told.
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Dec 17, 2012
  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Very true mate..Being a Ryhope lad myself I know many members of the Claus family and they are all definitely red and whites...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Dec 17, 2012
  6. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    well you actually no nowt about christmas well i didnt expect anthig different you no nowt about sunderland aswell <bubbly>
     
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    Vincemac, Dec 17, 2012
  7. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Another poor attempt at humour.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    A very well thought out argument my friend.
    You are excelling.
    Will rep when free.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 17, 2012
  9. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Good enough evidence for me kidda.


    Its a fact then. Santa is officially a Mackem.<ok>
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Dec 17, 2012
  10. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Well everyone knows he's only parading in the red and white to appease the sponsors, his true colours would have him supporting Argyle...
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    NMG is a top lad.
    Hes very popular on here.
    Just look at his green bars.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 17, 2012
  12. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I agree.
    Santa drinks in the Londonderry & hails from Wear Garth.
    Hoys a canny set of arras too.
     
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    Billy Death, Dec 17, 2012
  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    No More Geordies is an anagram mad bast*rd, but we don't go making threads about it.
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thought it was Redhouse
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 17, 2012
  15. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    You lost your argument right here " has been invented by Christians ".
    I'm supposed to go along with a group of people who invented a religion?

    As others have rightly pointed out Santa is a Mackem.
    I can vouch for this from personal experience.
    I met him in Binns in 1960 AND his beard was real. <ok>
     
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  16. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Ryhope that's not true :bandit:

    [nsfw]better joke than nmg's??[/nsfw]
     
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    QWOP, Dec 17, 2012
  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ffs how can ya diss the hard working Claus family from Ryhope, the hours they put in bringing joy to others...

    All his little helpers are mackems to...proof. spot the red and white

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    and their cousins from Seaham

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    Commachio, Dec 18, 2012
  18. MackemNomad

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    Reindeers go moo - quite apt for this time of year!

    or

    Desire ego moron
     
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    MackemNomad, Dec 18, 2012
  19. blackcatforever

    blackcatforever Well-Known Member

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    First time i met santa was in liverpool house yonk's ago,he is defo. a mackam make no mistake's about it,sunderland supporter he is.
    S sunderland from is he,
    A alway's follow's the lad's,
    N never will be a skunk,
    T toon's,
    A are arse hole's.. That's what he said, red and white forever honest.
     
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    blackcatforever, Dec 18, 2012
  20. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    That was Jimmy Saville dressed up mate :biggrin:
     
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