when you're hungover

im here till 5

 

that warms my black heart

 

T minus 35 minutes

 

**** off nev - the new castleger

 

good luck to you nev. its good to see someone make it out

 

Tina 2010, our resident cock and balls expert

 

has she got nice tits?

 

she says she does but its the internet so she probably looks like susan boyle

 

i'd **** subo no problem

 

I never said I had nice tits. I said they were larger than that actresses.

Subo? I can only dream of looking like her.

My, you're a suspicious few. Anyone new registers, and you assume it's something to do with me?



No!

 

It's ok tina, I believe you.

 

Get the pics posted and we'll tell you if they're nice or not

 

I'll sleep better tonight now.

 

Sure, no bother. Only if you stop sending me personal messages.

I don't do that kind of stuff you asked about.

 

Why not? Sure you're my mate are you not? All my other female mates provide benefits, i.e smokies.

 

****ing hell , four pages into this thread and not ONE mention of square sausage on a crispy roll.

Philistines.

 

Square sausage on a crispy roll? Fannybaws. Only pussies eat square sausage in the morning. Bacon roll and cunnilingus all the way.

 

oh **** , we have a master of wit and repartee signed in from the special school.

 

a kicked a ned so hard in the face on saturday nite that a think av broke ma foot, stupit wee fanny gettin wide wae the lads, no chance BANG!