They have replaced the burd who left in our office with a new one. Fuxakes, another howler but redeemed with big tay-tays. She must be a good 3-4 stone over her ideal weight, I'd hazard a guess that she is about a size 16-18. Not been introduced yet but with the Christmas party season upon us there might be a chance to see if she is a dirty cow or all prim and proper. Looks can be deceiving, she might be an absolute bombshell in the kip but I will err on the side of caution because she's a good foot taller than me in heels (her in heels, not me by the way) and although it would satisfy my giant woman fetish I might end up in casualty. Toodle pip.
I'm thinking of reverting back to being gay actually. I'm sure I would get less of a hard time. Well, maybe not sailor.........................
As with most big chested birds they hardly ever come to work showing off the cleave. All you'd get is a photo of a frumpy looking burd with a bulge under her coat. Seriously, she is never out of her jacket. Not sure if she is self concious or if the air con is set too low.
She's probably stark naked under her coat apart from suspender belt, suspenders, crotchless knickers and a half cup bra and has love beads up her ass and love eggs up her minge plus a small tattoo on her upper inner thigh.
The tattoo being of a shell, so if you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean. Yeah, I know it's an old joke, but it seemed pretty apt in this instance, so stop your moaning you ****s.
That is the whole joke, your ear is on the tattoo and your nose is by her pussy, you stupid, stupid inbred fenian ****!(Sorry, did I take that a bit far?)
So basically your debating poking it but you have your doubts as she's a minger ! Just smash the lard and have done with it fella
