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How many birds......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Do you see every day that you would happily pump all round the clock?

    I drive to work which takes me about 40 mins or so and I counted 14 birds on the "would shag" list this morning. Summertime makes this worse and I am surprised I haven't crashed the car when the schoolies are out and about (6th form of course, I'm no Savile).

    It is even easier on the train, how I haven't got my chap out and thrown my muck all over some poor unsuspecting lady commuter is a miracle.

    So, with so much flange walking about the place why can't my lame firm hire anything remotely human looking? As per another thread I just posted they have hired another "big boned" bird. Surely there is a better class of fanny out there? Where is all the decent looking fanny I see on the way to work going? Any stunners at your work?
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Far too many to even keep count of.

    There's tidy wee burds in and out my work all day, there's hardly ever one that I wouldn't pump. There's a wee sales burd as well, she's about 19-20. Every **** is trying to batter into it, to be fair I think she's game so I might need to get in before the rest of the work does.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    There are very few birds I wouldn't ride, but round the clock is a different ball game altogether, usually I used to be terrible for shooting my load then just leaving, but these days, i usually sleep round theirs and maybe pump them half asleep in the morning, but only a select few round the clock.
     
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