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Kate Middleton: she doesn't employ black people from the colonies to be her skivvy

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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    But does she employ someone to squeeze toothpaste onto her toothbrush like Charles does?
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I know he used to have someone to do that for him , but surely now camilla does for him it while they chat about who they could murder next ?
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    Yah, that's how to show you're down with the rest of us. By smiling.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I was going to post that one <laugh>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Stereo, you missed this one:

    "Meanwhile, Prince William has clearly worked up an appetite after making two helicopter rescues in his first week back at work.The newly-wed Prince took to the skies in an RAF Sea King helicopter to rescue a 70-year-old walker in Snowdonia.He then returned to help four men off the mountains after one of them suffered a bout of vertigo."


    His skin must have been in a terrible state
     
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  7. Zinc Alloy

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    So, it's news that a royal can push a shopping trolley?
    Well, **** me, ain't she the commoner.

    Seeing as she's just a regular girl I suggest any time she's in Paris she should give the driver the day off and drive herself.
    You can't be too careful when your dealing with in-laws like that.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I take it that fanny's been banned again? No doubt he'll be back soon enough with his Splendid, simply Splendid ****e.
     
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  9. Mick

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    Anyone watching Sky Sports?

    Why is Lewis Hamilton in a Reebok commercial sprinting with Rebook trainers on?
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Call me naive but could he be advertising Reebok?
     
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  11. Mick

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    Call me naive but he drives cars for a living.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    <laugh>

    You seem to misunderstand the concept of TV adverts. I doubt very much that Gary Lineker eats a lot of crisps!
     
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  13. Mick

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    Well I just don't understand why someone who drives cars for a living is shown sprinting up and down in a pair of Reeboks.

    Maybe they should sign Phil the Power Taylor to advertise their latest golf shoes range?
     
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    Tabloid newspapers and their vacuous readerships sicken me.
     
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  15. Aberdeenarsenal

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    Betting Kate is a right filthy sort.
     
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  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Ridiculous comparison. F1 drivers could run most footballers into the ground. They regularly run marathons and do triathlons just to stay fit enough to compete. Dont be so smug and assume you know what it takes to "drive around".
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    You tell him Jacky!
     
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    ****ing right Jackie, you tell Mick to wise up!
     
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  20. staggie

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    <laugh> belter
     
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