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The not606 F1 World Championship - Round 2

Discussion in 'F1 Off Topic' started by Paco Montoya, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. SgtBhaji

    SgtBhaji Well-Known Member

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    I didn't realize that we had to provide stool samples.
     
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  2. DHCanary

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    New drug testing regulations Bhaji. Incidently, are F1 drivers ever subjected to drugs tests?
     
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  3. TomTom94

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    IIRC a couple of them are selected at random each race, like with how they call cars into the weighbridge. I will check.
     
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  4. Paco Montoya

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    1. El_Bando - Lotus - + 0.000
    2. RoadRunner - Lotus + 0.011 (Kudos to who gets the reference before the summary)
    3. Julius Caesar - Williams - + 12.320
    4. EternalMSC - Ferrari + 26.717
    5. tomtom94 - Mercedes + 1 lap
    6. Stephen Lickorish - Red Bull + 3 laps
    7. DHCanary - McLaren - + 8 laps
    8. BrightLampShade - McLaren - + 8 laps
    9. SgtBhaji - Sauber - + 10 laps
    10. di Fredsta! - Sauber + 11 laps
    11. Nazara - Red Bull - DNF
    12. Dr Bunson Honeydew - Ferrari - DNF
    13. gengigonzales - Williams - DNF
    14. MaxWhiplash - Mercedes - DNF
     
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  5. TomTom94

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    [NSFW]Is it a reference to the margin of Barichello's victory following Schumacher deliberately slowing at the 2002 US Grand Prix?[/NSFW]
     
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  6. Paco Montoya

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    <applause>.
     
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  7. Paco Montoya

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    After the excitement of Albert Park, Magny-Cours failed to deliver. However this race may live longer in the memory.

    An exhilarating start, involving an appalling start from tomtom94, resulted in a massive first corner shunt, with Dr Honeydew successfully wiping out both Nazara and genji, an sustaining too much damage himself to continue. As these three ranked 3-5 off the grid, RoadRunner and El_Bando scarpered off into the distance, not to be caught.
    The two Lotus' must have a genius working for them on aerodynamics as they quickly pull out a massive lead, only Caesar, EMSC and tomtom94 keeping within 30 seconds of the pair. MaxWhiplash's mercedes breaks down. The race suddenly takes a sour turn, as di Fredsta! clearly upset as the teams lack of pace attempts to take his frustrations out on teammate SgtBhaji, which leaves both cars seriously damaged, and they do a wonderful job to bring the cars home, albeit over 10 laps behind. Martin Whitmarsh is quickly on the radio to his two drivers to warn them against doing likewise, but doesn't count on BLS having huge oversteer and punting DHCanary off the track. tomtom94 is then warned by his team that his gearbox is due to break anytime soon, and he slows down, safe in the knowledge that the McLarens and Saubers have taken care of themselves, and Lickorish seems to be having serious trouble with tyre life.
    As the race meandered to a close, RoadRunner has opened up a 3 second lead over his team mate, and together they have 20 seconds over Caeser and 40 over EMSC. Suddenly, on the last lap RoadRunner slows down seemlingly to create a formation finish for Lotus, and they crossed the line together!
    They drive the formation lap together, and as they get out of the car, only then the news filters through that El_Bando has pipped RoadRunner, in an incident eerily reminiscent of the US GP 2002.

    What do you have to say for yourselves gentlemen...
     
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  8. BrightLampShade

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    Whitmarsh........
     
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  9. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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  10. TomTom94

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    First Silver and now you seem to make me into Grosjean <laugh>
     
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  11. RoadRunner

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    I'm ******ed.


    On another note, I think you've made a very slight mistake with EBs points total (should be on 37) <ok>

    Great game <ok>
     
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  12. Han Shot First

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    I've spent most of the weekend causing avoidable accidents on Forza, now i do it here too?

    I smell a conspiracy.
     
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  13. Paco Montoya

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    <doh>

    Thanks RR! As I can't get Excel to work for me it's great having someone check the scores thanks <cheers>
     
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