my god it would be helpless! i would just shag the hell outta its every hole none stop and it couldnt do anything!
the bird with no pelvis was weird. i'm not even sure what she had or where everything came out, it was like kenneth branagh in wild wild west please log in to view this image she had great tits though and was very pretty. i cracked onto her at a works night and was doing quite well (a lot of people seemed a bit uncomfortable about it) until i started patting her on the head which didnt seem to be cool. oh well.
i dont know. i think it was the mystery that did it for me. it worst she could suck you off and you could come on her tits she must have some sort of drainage hole.
i'm sure she would've been pleased to get the attention. i'm still wondering how you'd go about it 5 years after i left that job, was thinking about it in tesco's last night in fact.
it would never be charity, you'd remember that for the rest of your life. i wonder if she's still wheeling around glasgow. i used to work with a guy and when he left we found loads of amputee porn on his computer (and only amputee porn), we could remember him pulling a bird with one leg once and he was always giving this disabled girl a lift..... i mean i'd give it a whirl but the novelty would wear off once you got pissed off about carrying them upstairs all the time
you could pass it off as charity though. its the kind of thing that only seems like a good idea when your horny as **** as soon as you came you would be disgusted.
Just I was thinking Dougie. Reminded of the joke about parking & sex. You always look for the best spot to park, but sometimes, when you've nowhere else to go & you think nobodys looking you have to stick it in the disbaled space
