I just want to congratulate you on those outstanding possession stats! Simply Outstanding....................... PS: Any chance we can transfer out DaiSwan on a free to you boys, he's missing his Brenda!....... please log in to view this image
Dear Brendan, I am a massive fan of yours, in the summer you were thrown in at the deep and, and on top of all that, you had the cameras of an American documentary team thrust in your face, but even then you still had the wits about you to do a 'bob on' David Brent for the cameras, comic genius, my good man! Considering it was filmed over a couple of months, you kept in character, the whole time. So imagine my delight when you gave us all a little encore of the 'act' at the press conference this week.... 2nd is only so many points off, oh how we all laughed! Keep up the good work Everyone else thinks it is cringeworthy and embarrassing, but they don't get the scouse sense of humour, but we do, and you're class! Yours Noblelox xXx P.s At some point in the next couple of weeks, can we see Downing employed up front? Go on, send him back to the North-East in style, let him break clear, run in on goal, whack it against the post, bounce back and hit him in the face and lose a front tooth.
I didn't think you could play any better than the first 20 minutes at the Lane but I was wrong. That was immense Football today.
Our programme sellers were terrific today and our red nets looked lovely. The groundsman did a great job and the catering staff were fantastic. This group can make progress and I am sure will do well in the Champions League next year .
No we are just celebrating a great win, now you and your red bars go **** off. Stop messing with my head. I just watched a film about a talking teddy bear so anything is possible.