when you're hungover

....it doesnt matter how **** the bacon roll is, it still tastes amazing.

 

think am the only guy who doesnt rate bacon. Its well over rated. a dont dislike it but a wud never go up to a snacky n say can a have a roll n bacon please. its like hot ham ffs. what you want is a roll n links with fried onions and red sauce or a roll n black puddin, tottie scone n egg trippler also with red sauce. killer boots man

 

nah, i'm all about the bacon. links have their place but they're not my weapon of choice when feeling rough.

p.s. you are a freak

 

jesus christ its only half nine. i was hoping it was lunch time

 

is ther anythin worse than bein hangover in work? clock watchin becomes ur only concern and why does the nagover disappear when u leave work?

 

its not even that bad a one, just totally knackered. was meant to be in another office today which would've meant getting the train so got smashed up, got a text this morning saying to come into my regular work. ****ers. i thought i had a day of skiving lined up

 

thats a killer. a try not to drink on school nights anymore. a canny handle it anymore

 

had the drink driving paranoia this morning, think i would've still been over as i dont really recall actually driving here.

you can tell my mrs is away at the minute, i fell sleep sitting on the bog (in the dark because the light went) eating a bag of chips

 

elvis wud be proud of you

 

woke up and my chips were all cold. i felt like crying.

 

i wish some ****er in here would hurry up and get the brews on. there's no chance i'm doing it.

 

just 6 hours and 53 minutes to go.

**** you all.

 

**** you

 

Morning chaps

Been a long time i know but its always ****ing dead on here so didnt bother till now logging on.

Anyway for the record it has to be toasted white bread nice bacon and brown sauce.No other way will do for me.

The wee sanny shop along the road do a fine example of this.Infact i might have to be a totla **** and get my ass down there directly to purchase the sanny.

So whats new then ? still no pope/rocket/TN8 wit the **** happened ?

 

Bacon is **** mostly

LR you smelly jake. Hope you get piles

 

popes in jail for an un disclosed sexual offence

Rocket was crushed by his feature wall falling on him

and TN8 died of the bad aids

 

smelly is bang on the money, my ass is reeking today. need to go destroy the bog in preparation for the cleaner i dont like coming in.

just remembered telling a friend of time to call me up when she's in her 2nd trimester because i would "****ing annihilate" her

 

i used to neck a litre of yazoo (strawberry) whenever i was hungover, followed up with the ever delightful chicken micro noodle on toast. cant think of anything that would make me hurl more now.

 

I know the feeling well LR. I hate when I'm conscious of stinking of booze

The election night I stayed up all night drinking with my brother. He was off the Friday but I wasn't. Checked the clock at 7 in the morning, finished my drink and went for the bus Dropped the metro loads of time and staggered into the office. Left at half 12 to meet my landlord for a check. I was an absolute ****ing state. I started getting a hangover Friday night so immediately boozed again to delay it