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Male grooming routine

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I concur Toby, shame you are a vegetarian or you would appear to be quite manly otherwise.:emoticon-0101-sadsm<ok>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice to have a power **** first thing of a morning.

    Ten o'clock today I'm off to Tynemouth beach where I'll have a five mile jog along the beach. I'd better put my Oil of Ulay moisturiser on though because it will be chilly and breezy.
     
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  3. Secret ranger

    Secret ranger New Member

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    This !
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You should always brush your teeth and tongue first thing after getting up.

    When you sleep all the toxins build up in your mouth so if you eat or drink before brushing you are simply washing the toxins back into your system.
     
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  5. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    you running to whitley and the delights of the hairy lemon?
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    dumb ****s
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    unless you fast for a couple of weeks, toxins are in your body all the time anyway. and they dont just come out of your mouth, they come out through your skin and hair etc
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    absolutely not! but if they have manky hard/dry skin its not good.
     
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  9. Null

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    Shower every day...

    shave twice a week - sometimes use a trimmer to neaten it

    Mousturise every morning

    brush teeth twice a day

    use deodrant and aftershave

    hair product
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    quite the metrosexual pud but not overly so. i'd say youve got the right balance <ok>

    i'd tell you my grooming routine but im sure you would all get bored.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yep, and that's why we shower. <whistle>
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

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    not the second you get up (us normal people are eating breakfast)... or all through the day, unless you are OCD and shower 20 times a day?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Working day mornings: - leccy shave, shower, moisturize ( all body ), brush teeth, tea & smokes

    Non-working day mornings: **** all.

    Evenings oot: shower, wet shave, shower, moisturize ( all body ), brush teeth, aftershave, have ****, wash boaby, get dressed, oot the door
     
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  14. Deleted 1

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    Shower, brush teeth, put deodrant on, get dressed, have a ***, get out the door and grab a cooffee on the way.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    You're dead to me now.. Ya ****.

    Up, s hit, shower (have a beard/long stubble) no shaving. Roll on anti perspirant(only stuff that stops me being sweaty) brush teeth, whitening mouthwash.. Pot of fresh coffee two ***s out the door at 8:50.. Timed to perfection.
     
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  16. Erik

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    Aye, and what's wrong with toxins ya fascist bastard?
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one mate <ok> I got down to the beach but the jogging was hampered by a blinding headache that developed :undecided:

    Do you know the area?
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    I have a dump in my bed and spew all over myself before getting dressed.

    Grooming is for ****s.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh> <ok> .
     
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  20. Cyclonic

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    Piss, black sugarless tea, two asprin.
     
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