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Male grooming routine

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 14, 2012.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's the coolest thing ever.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 14, 2012
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Breakfast is for ****s and *****s as per the scriptoid.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 14, 2012
  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Breakfast is for the weak.

    Two coffee's then a banana at 10:30.
     
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    EDGE., Dec 14, 2012
  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Moisturiser? WTF for? You all got liver failure or bed sores?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 14, 2012
  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    About half of GC have admitted to being raging ****s <ok>
     
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    Toby, Dec 14, 2012
  6. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  7. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    breakfast is essential

    brown toast with poached or scrambled eggs

    energy all day long
     
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    simon_bhoy, Dec 14, 2012
  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    That's a Breakfast for ****s.


    3 slices of cheese on toast and 2 wheetabix. Breakfast of winners.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Dec 14, 2012
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Fixed.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 14, 2012
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 14, 2012

  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    A must have accessory:
    please log in to view this image
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 14, 2012
  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A Viz classic.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 14, 2012
  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I don't understand them ****s that brush their teeth before they eat their breakfast
     
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    Erik, Dec 14, 2012
  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Yup saw it in the magazine over 20 years ago, George's cock brush put me in mind of it.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 14, 2012
  15. Sweats

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    I tend to only groom young ladies.. I like to start by offering them sweets and seeing if they'd like to see my puppies.. This then quickly escalates into narcotics.. This is the only type of grooming a man should do <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Dec 14, 2012
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Christ there's some ***gots on here. Moisturiser ffs? <doh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 14, 2012
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And about 4671473 different kinds of aftershave. <diva>

    I like my smell of mild BO and ashtray <frenchstyle>
     
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    Toby, Dec 14, 2012
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    So many blokes are fannies these days. Do women really want a fella who takes just as long to get ready as they do?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 14, 2012
  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I try to shave at least once a month, but I do like having a tramp beard.

    Shower in the morning, brush my teeth twice a day and deodorant in the morning.

    Trying any harder than that makes you a bit of a Gok Wan. <ok>
     
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    Toby, Dec 14, 2012
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    <laugh>

    Spot on <ok>
     
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    gas, Dec 15, 2012
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