I used to go to works nights out. Fucking brutal affairs, usually spent with some **** nipping my ear for docking him or some prick wanting a pay-rise "'cos ahm worf it and ahl stay with ye forever". <- That particular **** left 4 months later
I'm with Santander and the guy who opened my account with them was a certain "Thomas Provan" and he's a gay as a gay thing. A couple of my mates work up at Barclays up Bothwell street and my mrs used to work at Abbey next to that Wee Free church at St Vincent Street?
Nah, man - none of them. I don't know the first thing about banking, either - I used to do the same job in other industries. I forecast how much work there is, how many staff we need, when we need to hire them, how many call centres/branches we need to open/close and other such dulletries which I try to escape by sitting on this forum for most of the day. It's baws.
Whit an amateur he is. I'd have had ye birled before ye knew whit was going on - and by then of course, it would be too late and ye'd be enjoying yerself
What's that then? HR? You should try my job, it's amazing. What you do is work for 3 months without getting paid, then the week before you're expecting paid, they issue you with a payment certificate and it's minus 5% retention, 2.5% Main Contractors discount, then on top of that, they deduct 20% because they don't agree with your measure 2 months ago!!! It's really good.
So, where's your work? The only reason that I ask is that I've worked in what feels like every office block in the city centre.
No, I'm usually found here in Glasgow's glorious east end. I was talking about working in the toon on certain refurb/new build offices.
