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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Your patter is hoaching, min <grr>
     
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    bugger Biggus, you just beat me to it. Aye the reply I mean.
     
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  3. EDGE.

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    I used to go to works nights out.

    Fucking brutal affairs, usually spent with some **** nipping my ear for docking him or some prick wanting a pay-rise "'cos ahm worf it and ahl stay with ye forever". <- That particular **** left 4 months later <laugh>
     
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    Naw, what bank?
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I nearly did <diva>

    A couple more French Martinis and I might've


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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Ah wid <ok>
     
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    I'm with Santander and the guy who opened my account with them was a certain "Thomas Provan" and he's a gay as a gay thing.

    A couple of my mates work up at Barclays up Bothwell street and my mrs used to work at Abbey next to that Wee Free church at St Vincent Street?
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Nah, man - none of them.

    I don't know the first thing about banking, either - I used to do the same job in other industries.

    I forecast how much work there is, how many staff we need, when we need to hire them, how many call centres/branches we need to open/close and other such dulletries which I try to escape by sitting on this forum for most of the day.

    It's baws.
     
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    Does he have a baldy ex squaddie/filth brother perchance?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit an amateur he is. I'd have had ye birled before ye knew whit was going on - and by then of course, it would be too late and ye'd be enjoying yerself :grin:
     
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    What's that then? HR?

    You should try my job, it's amazing. What you do is work for 3 months without getting paid, then the week before you're expecting paid, they issue you with a payment certificate and it's minus 5% retention, 2.5% Main Contractors discount, then on top of that, they deduct 20% because they don't agree with your measure 2 months ago!!!

    It's really good.

    <wah>
     
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    <laugh> Never have <ok>

    It wasn't me getting those rolls n sausage!!
     
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    He had that "bent" look that we associate with the former bent copper.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    bllllueeeeeuuururrgggh
     
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    So, where's your work?

    The only reason that I ask is that I've worked in what feels like every office block in the city centre.
     
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    I always imagined you to be tucked away in a portacabin somewhere.
     
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    I know ye were asking Bib but I'm right on Geo Sq ... great for fanny spottin!
     
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    No, I'm usually found here in Glasgow's glorious east end.

    I was talking about working in the toon on certain refurb/new build offices.
     
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    Are you in the same office as those robbing bastards, Deloittes?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I used to follow Pud about just to annoy him on his lunch break <ok>
     
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