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Work night out last night

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I work with a lot of hags n pipe-to-pipe-bushmen.

    Last night, after a meal, we went to Home in the Merchant City for some cocktails and then on to the Polo Lounge.

    A wee really effeminate looking wee guy offered to blow me and I knocked him back - using one of my nufter colleagues as defence as he attempted to overturn his objection "How we meant tae git decent straights in here if ****s like you try to molest them even when they say they're straight, ya wee slut"

    Anyway, I've woke up this morning with a full sack and dry balls.

    Should I have just let him get tore in?

    P.S - if you're out wi gay guys, the Polo Lounge is actually really nice - I wouldn't want to go in on my own, right enough.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Was he clean shaven?
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I haven't even got a works night out, although I'm not that bothered to be honest. I'm becoming a real anti-social ****er these days which will change but for the moment I'm not interested.
     
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  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I'd never have guessed.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    He was.

    He had a decent taste in music anaw <yikes>
     
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  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah widnae but I suppose once yer cocks in his gob if you don't look it'll be fine <ok>
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    pipe-to-pipe-bushmen <laugh>

    Baltimora
     
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  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    They don't invite you <ok>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, there isn't one ****face.

    Are you a complete ***** or are you just practising hard.

    Tit.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Good one Baldy <ok>
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    They don't invite you <ok>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No there isn't one but just you keep amusing yourself *****.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Bib why did you go to a gay bar? Is your work hoachin with ****s?
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Yes there is but they don't invite you.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, there isn't one fudstick.
     
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  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Yes there is but they don't invite you. <ok>
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye. Hunners.

    I don't have a "team" - I've got myself and I manage a wee secondee.

    The bit of the office that comes under my directorate invited me along for the xmas night out.

    Out of 12 of us, there were 4 lassies, 4 gay dudes and 4 straight guys (all the straight guys have kids).

    The block vote of the lassies and gay guys over-ruled the straight guys - I honestly wasn't bothered, I've been into gay bars in that area before, just not the Polo.

    Actually, out of the people I work with, other than one brand new Rangers fan I work with, I think one of the wee gay dudes is my favourite colleague (the one that butted in, thankfully). The wee man's sound as ****.
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think Bib got his boaby sucked from a wee mincer last night and was testing the water with
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** sake, do you work in fashion or something? <diva>
     
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