Went out with a bird who got turned on and gushed like a fire hydrant when I'd got a sweat on, she said it was all to do with pheromones and that. Personally I'd rather have had a shower, bit of Lynx under the pits and a dab of cologne because it isn't long before natural musk turns into smelling like a tramps beard.
I never shave properly (just use the clippers with no guard). Hence there is never an appropriate time to apply aftershave. And only ****s and *****s use aftershave just to smell nice.
I use eau de Cologne, aftershave dries your skin out like a ****ing prune. Use a good moisturiser and don't put anything near your face that smells within an hour of shaving. I use Boss, Prada, Caroline Hererra mostly but I have tons of different ones as my missus works in cosmetics and gets loads of samples for hee haw. She actually brought me some Brut and Aramis in the other week, I don't have the heart to tell her I won't use them unless she provides a time machine so I can go back to the 70s.
There was lass like that at my uni. I came back to my flat after a game of soccerball one day and she went all doe-eyed and started stuttering when she saw me. I like to think my sweet natural scent and ****-hot legs make up for the fact my face looks like an arse Shame she was a ****ing pig, actually.
