I once picked up two Thai beauties in a Bangkok bar. Going back to their place I felt like I'd won the lottery. How right I was. As soon as we got naked I discovered that we had six matching balls. 6/10 for me.
You married two different women, both of whom's Dads worked in the security services? (Bet you loved that!)
My mate once got asked by "a bird" in an airport but "she" insisted he could only do her up the jacksie. He didnt do it and was convinced it was a she but I told him no way would a woman do that. Im not sure he knew what they were either.