Suppose I'll have to get the good ship Viagra ready for the Honeymoon. I'll have to get Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy together for crew
Best Pie - Sweet Potato and Honey (Miss Estelle Simmons, Birtley) MosT Miles travelled in a caravan - Simon Lewis, Dorchester (15023 Miles) Most effective Conker - James Tipson, Stourbridge (125er) also u14s champion Most Lesbians turned - Redbrynner (6) King Charles Cavalier High Jump - Henry (1.23m) Largest Marrow - Colin Bartram, Hove (96cm) Record for tines of food opened in 3 minutes - Michelle Appleton, Plymouth (14) Biggest Protest - Spurs fans vs the Olympics, (How come you dont get a medal for fourth.) Dominant Sex - male Best Football Team - Liverpool