Mugged off.

Don't forget the Arrow Air trophy

 

I can understand you not wanting to throw a 1.75 ice cream away.

But if someone offered to let you lob ice cream at their face for the paltry sum of £1.75,with the ice cream supplied free with the cost, you'd be inclined to...

Moving on, to by far the most important part of the tale about your night to the theatre, what ice cream did you have?

 

I bet it was a Magnum

 

I think a thread should be made to determine which ice creams and lollies would be best for throwing, and which ones people would be most reluctant to throw

 

A Rocket lolly would obviously go the furthest, I imagine Carmine was in the cheap seats at the back too. Off the balcony, even better. Cookie Dough is a keeper.

 

They only had vanilla left by time I got to the stall type thing.

No that's a lie , they had toffee but balls to that.

I had vanilla.

 

But which ones would be the most destructive?

 

Most explosive would have to be a triple cone filled with raspberry ripple.

 

You're not wrong pal. Second row from the back but they were buckshee so I wasn't complaining.

A Jack Fultons choc ice would have your eye out from 50 yards.

The ice cream sets like cement and they take approximately 6 1/2 hours to defrost so could be deployed in warm environments.

At 99p for two dozen you could afford to use a rapid fire tactic and it wouldn't matter if you missed a few times either.

Start lobbing magnums, rockets etc at about a quid a pop and you'd better get a direct hit first time of asking.

 

I went on Sunday and had chocolate, although it'd help if they made it possible to get the spoon out in under two minutes. It was nice though, and surprisingly I enjoyed it!

 

Only children and/or ******s struggle with those spoons, and as a result of your admission you shall henceforth be known as Harvey Price

 

**** knows what that makes me then.

I took the lid off and couldn't find the spoonage.

I was looking both perplexed and bewildered when my 6 year old daughter showed me where they were cunningly stored away.

I'd still be looking now.

I must have looked the epitome of a remtard.

 

Don't be too hard on yourself mate, we've all been there at some point!

 

Well, if you saw it i'd reckon you'd struggle too. And please, no!

 

What's wrong with Harvey price?

 

Is he the bloke who makes kids toys?

 

He's black and his mum's Jordan.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

There are many children whose mum is Katie Price..

 

Erik, Erik son.

That's bordering on a straight red.

 

Oh, come on, it was an amusing little witticism!