Don't mind Xmas Just don't like it because each time it comes along i'm a year older (Yes my birthday is on Xmas day)
You could always go back to the pagan Yule celebration the date(well solstice) in question originally was. Of course that's still not quite atheist as its based on the belief of Nordic Gods. You can however roast an entire wild boar & dance naked in the moonlight covered in the blood of the sacrificed animals while kissing under mistletoe & offering the gods their favourite delicacy: Holly Berries. I like these Gods let you eat the boar & they stick to berries!
Crinbo Day? Ain't got a clue. The Lad will be here from Australia so eating and drinking ourselves into a stupor in time for Queenie's speach. But we'll have to Skype the up-coming in-laws in the morning so we'll have to stay sober enough for that. Oh nearly forgot the traditional treck around the village at some point.
Kids will do the presents early on, few drinks then get the dinner sorted, sofa and more drinks while I assemble and sort out the kids gifts tele and leftovers in the evening.
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There's no such thing as a good lady wife. My ex-bitch is the reason I don't see either of my daughters on either day. When we were married, I wasn't allowed out of the house on either day - bitch.