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  1. User Deleted

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    what sort of advent calendar has everyone got this year then
     
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  2. EDGE.

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    A Saville one

    [nsfw]Every door is a kids anus, you get to shove your finger in and it comes out covered in the brown stuff[/nsfw]
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    A proper, old fashioned, fenian one

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    Daft weans were expecting chocolate every day <doh>
     
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  4. gas

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    A Jehovas Witness gave me an advent calendar a few weeks ago. When I opened the first door there were two of the ****s stood behind it <grr>
     
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    A 12 box of Stella ...
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The Savile one is ****e cos the flaps only open in doors 5 to 15
     
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    The Mayan one which stops at the 21st for some strange reason <ok>
     
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  8. The Scientist

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    I ate them all last night so I don't miss out when the world ends on the 21st
     
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  9. EDGE.

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    I went home at 11am and opened her flaps. ;)
     
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  10. gas

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    I work away during the week and am gonna open Mrs Gas's flaps big time tomorrow. Not even had a **** this week, saving a sack full to blow her tits off.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    Watch out STD will be sending you a pm.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Why? I've already shagged his wife and it was a bit ****e to be honest. She looks Geoff Capes in a dress.
     
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  13. gas

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    <laugh>

    She's actually very fit, **** knows what she's doing with a **** like me :D

    Anyhow this thread is as good a place as any to start our very own GC advent calendar. I'll start back dated to 1st Dec<ok>

    1st Flaps open


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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    Don`t you mean 2 piece Chinese pyjamas?
     
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  15. EDGE.

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    2nd December

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    what's behind door # 2?

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