Yeah but a thirty week contract takes us through summer so no probs there. ****ing hope I'm not on it, but considering Poole and Bridgnorth are alternatives it is the closest! I can be get home in and hour and half mid week.
The drive from there isn't too bad. It's basically Wales. What you going to do drive it on a Monday morning drive back on a Friday??
Probably, with a mid week run home if at all possible. The problem will be she's back at work as of next week so me just nipping home at the weekend isn't as easy as it should be. Less golf at the weekend for a start. Won't be able to play squash mid week so that will go back down the ladder again. Will get fat as a result! Plus points; decent nights kip and plenty mid week R&R!! I bought a chain saw at the weekend so if there's anything you need disposing of tip me the wink.
Things have taken an interesting turn. Turns out we're going to host Christmas!!! First time ever, definitely not ready for it. Not only that I've been told I can't cook the Turkey which i'm not happy about. I'm not interested in pissing about with all the veg, she can crack on, but I think the Turkey and gravy should be my domain. The nice relaxing Christmas day goes up in smoke too. The negatives are that **** knows what time I'll be able to get rid of the in laws, probably a lot later than I'd hoped. I might not be able to slope off to the pub early afternoon which had been planned with my bro in laws and is the undoubted highlight of the day. My odious little nephew and his miserable mother will be around for too long. Plus point; I'll not be subjected to the 'tradition' of watching Only Fools and Horses repeats on UK Gold. Not a chance will that be going on in my house on Chrtsmas Day. It was funny first time, second time, got a bit stale third time and is plain tedious the 74th time.
**** all. And neither is this next one, due to a text conversation between Sweats and myself I am showing in all their glory what I am having for Chrismas this year off the girlfriend. Sweats reckons these are for chicks only, what do you think? Also, this thread become the Christmas food/drink/presents/humbug thread from here on in. http://www.uggaustralia.co.uk/mens-...7&start=10&cgid=men-boots-weather-performance
please log in to view this image i'd have gone for these ugg's myself.. I had visions of you wearing these : please log in to view this image
Those brogue style ones are bulky as ****. Look massive on the foot. I'd have chosen brown too, I can't be doing with black shoes or boots.
I already have 3 pairs of brown brogues black would be a change... So christmas breakfast.. I have caviar and dont know what to have with it.. was originally planning on eggs benedict but not ham smoked salmon instead.. though i think the holandaise may spoil the caviar.. so am now thinking smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels with caviar on top... thoughts??
Not sure now, we're doing Christmas dinner so not sure I'll make a big deal of the breakfast. Then again, the Christmas dinner is really a tea as it'll be about six so will probably need the full hit. Think I will stick to plan A and have sausage, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, beans, scrambled eggs and toast. Definitely not caviar. After the full breakfast has gone down nicely I think a trip to the pub will be needed as I know that she is going to be a ****ing mentalist on Christmas day with the added mither of doing the bird and veg to deal with. It'll be avoided at all cost and as I've been told I can't do any of it then i'm happy to bugger off out of the house for an hour or so. My contribution to it all is that I will foot the bill!
I'm not even opening that link, you bent twat. You'll be wearing skin tight shiny black leggings with them next Not so good at Nagpur today, but could have been worse
