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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 12, 2012.

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Christmas Love or Hate

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  1. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i must be a fat bar steward then as 10 is normally my minimum lol.

    cant get enough roasties.

    nobody do that 3 birds thingy?

    haven't tried it myself, and doesn't sound nice anyway.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd already seen it and responded in standard fashion.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's a fu<king thread for this sh1te on the united board <ok>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I fu<king love it. Turkey for dinner. Turkey and cranberry sauce butties at night. Full hit the next day. Butties again at night. Turkey curry the following day. I just can't get enough turkey <ok>
     
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  5. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Turkey is boss <ok>

    Toblerone Boots must be doing something wrong <ok>
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Ah! You took umbridge at my Anti turkey stance...Couldn't find the ban the Turkey thread on the United Board though RHC. Links? :D
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Yeah I am, buying the ****er every year <ok>
     
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  8. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    The Introduction of Turkey had nothing to do with taste: it was a bird big enough for a big extended family dinner for a reasonably cheap price. Now it's not even cheap!

    The fact you have to smear it with gravy & cranberry sauce and submerge the leftovers in a curry says it all! :D

    Could be worse though, the Polish traditionally have 12 dishes none of which are meat (cabbage is in their somewhere) and the Portuguese start with Salted Cod!
     
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I'm off to the Czech republic next week & I'm told their Christmas dinner tradition is Carp ffs!
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

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  11. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    That just doesn't sound right. Where do you put your stuffing?
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    They fry the ****er & eat it with potato salad apparently!

    You pick the one you want live at the markets out of a vat full & they then bludgeon it to death for you <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's on the What the Fu<k shall I have for Dinner thread, as you well know. No umbrage take. Each to their own <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  15. Gucci.Mane

    Gucci.Mane Active Member

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    All a load of boll88ks,as an atheist i refuse to conform to celebrating christmas, i aint going along with it just to keep people (mostly who dont believe in Christ etc but still celebrate it..????) happy.
    NO i'm not miserable just not a hypocrite.
    Curry for dinner with all the trimmings..yum yum.
     
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  16. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Love Christmas

    Hate.....
    ...Saw my first decorated house on 14th Nov...Grow up people, your life must be really **** if you need Christmas to start in the middle of November.
    ...The yank expression "The Holidays" **** off you all inclusive ****s, it is Christmas! How can you be ignorant, right wing bigots all year round, but then start thinking of others at Christmas?
    ...January sale adverts
    ...Summer holiday adverts
    ...Easter tat in the shops come boxing day
    ...X-Factor getting the Christmas number 1, thank **** that won't happen this year.
    ...The fact that there is no Top of the Pops anymore, feckless BBC
    ...Manchester
     
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  17. DirtyFrank

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    Lol; that's the first time I've seen that thread but then I'm not over there much. They appear to be talking about brogues at the minute though. Makes Tobes carp sound tasty!

    Think of it like this: if people like me don't eat turkey there will be too many on the market, prices will lower & you can have 2!

    What kind of stuffing do people have with theirs: sage & onion?, sausage meat or no? Chestnut?
     
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  18. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    I wanna me Trini Christmas.

    [video=youtube;OTsJL9XDc2w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTsJL9XDc2w[/video]
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    OK. I'll enter into the spirit. What are you all doing on Christmas day? Sadly, I don't see the girls on either Christmas or Boxing Day. I see them before and after.

    Christmas Day will start with a lie-in until around 10.00 am. I'll then open the presents with the Unit. At 10.30 am, It's across the road to the Cheese while the Unit starts to get the meal ready. From 10.30 am to 12.00 noon, it's smoking and drinking at the bar. There will undoubtedly me copious amounts of free sambuca available from the Lady of the Land. Some glad-handing and snogging will ensue. The Unit will then come over to meet me and inform me of the ETA for dinner. Continue drinking.

    At the appropriate time, it's home for the meal, washed down with several cans of Carling. The Cheese landlady is putting a free Christmas dinner on for anyone that wants one, so it'll be back over the road for turkey butties, more Carlings and sambuca. I'll probably then go home for a spliff or two and a couple of hours' rest.

    Back over to the Cheese then for the Christmas disco hosted by the resident DJ and scum supporter, DJ Phil (actually a really nice bloke). Avoid the one or two fights that will undoubtedly break out (minor hopefully). More spliffs and then stagger home for more turkey butties and Carling.

    Boxing Day. Same again minus the prezzies <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's BBC Salford <ok>
     
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