Mugged off.

I took my kids to see sleeping beauty at Hull New Theatre last night and must say I enjoyed it.

The dancers and sleeping beauty herself were a delight to behold, those bino's you can hire for a quid came in handy.
I'm surprised someone didn't call the old bill.

Anyways the gadge playing the Dame came out with the following line,

" I've got my Hull City bra on, no cups and very little support."

If it hadn't cost £1.75 I'd have hoyed me ice cream at the cheeky ****ers swede.

Mugged off by a tranny.

Sheeeeet.

 

What a prick - I would've thrown a punch, nevermind the ice cream.

 

Bleedin' hell it's only a joke.

 

I must confess, I actually laughed.

 

Sounds about as funny as an Australian DJ.

 

I quite like that joke, come on lads if there is one things city fans have been good at in the past is taking the piss out of themselves - just look at mauled by the tigers

 

Standard pantomime joke that one.

 

Is this Panto got the Chuckle Brothers in?

 

Let yourself down here. Sat there quietly simmering till the end of the performance, then over to Old English Gentlemen. After a show, usually about 45 minutes before the cast come over, time for 4 pints of Snakebite, then as he/she walks through the door. You march him/her straight back onto the cobbles outside!! Job done.

This will be even better if the Dame is Christopher Biggins, cant stand the ****.

MAN V TRAN. Man wins.

 

Oh no its not!!

 

I couldn't decide whether the cast would go in OEG or The Clarence.

I'm a lover, not a fighter so my energy and effort would have gone into charming the blonde piece who came out in her brassiere at one point.

Fine bit of crumpet.

So while you were rolling around on the cobbles with a cross dresser I'd have been tupping the racey stunner.

Therein lies the difference between you and I Chazzmondo.

 

Wouldnt be the first time...........or the last.............

 

Cheap joke! Insulting, but funny...

He/She was probably a Leeds fan.

 

I go tomorrow. If I wasn't going with work, I would get up on stage and swing him one for you

 

also not true!!

hull city won the daily mirrors giant killers cup in 196?

so there!!

 

It's a good job NFU isn't a mentally unstable Indian bitch then, otherwise Junior Galante could have ended up with half as many parents as he had before the curtains came up

 

No but I am a mentally unstable English sociopath.

The thought of hunting down this minority bloke and offing him and his family for the slur on me has been considered.

It is still being considered.

Or maybe it wasn't a slur on me but a slur on the Panto ?

This is also unacceptable.

The outcome will probably be the same.

 

Yes mate. I never thought in my wildest dreams I'd have found the Chuckle Brothers funny.

What a sad bastard I turned out to be.