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Strictly Come Dancing Wid Ye

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 12, 2012.

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My weans used to watch this on TV a lot

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    But now, she's a sort of scarily malformed 23 yr old.

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    I wid <ok>

    She's a prime candidate for one of those "demon boaby" birds.

    Perfectly reasonable and affable most of the time - prone to bouts of nicey-niceness...

    ...and an absolute foul mouthed harpie that wants it as rough as possible as soon as the tip of the helmet is in.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 12, 2012
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Body of a woman. Face of a gerbil.

    It's a naw from me.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 12, 2012
  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Translation;

    Diccus creeped over this young girl on a kids TV programme and is now continuing the trend on some ****e dancing show.

    <savile>
     
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    Medro, Dec 12, 2012
  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Have you any pictures of Denise Van Outen?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 12, 2012
  5. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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    gas, Dec 12, 2012
  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <yikes>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 12, 2012
  7. User Deleted

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    i widnae, cos shes always been a munt
     
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  8. User Deleted

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    thats right, munt
     
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  9. - SW6 -

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    Aye.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Towards the side of chunk but if she has practised getting her leg up over her shoulder enough on Strictly then it would be an Aye from me.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 12, 2012

  11. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Looks like Saville smacked her with a few of his sovereigns whilst she was in that childrens home. But its a yes from me. Oddly.
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Dec 12, 2012
  12. gas

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    We have three yeses, she's through to the 2nd round:)
     
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    gas, Dec 12, 2012
  13. Dave the Rave

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    She looks like a cross between a one a them kardashians (not sure which one but its the one with the chin like that old **** brucie) and a tranny... for some strange reason, I'm also going for a yes!:confused:
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Pumped, no questions asked.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 12, 2012
  15. seanDCFC

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    I'd pump her without a doubt <ok>
     
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    seanDCFC, Dec 12, 2012
  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Some of you people are far too fussy.

    It's a definite <ok> from me.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 12, 2012
  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Hugh Janus.
    Tricky.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 12, 2012
  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I just noticed the tat on her calf <yikes>


    Could work as a sort of shoulder-bookmark <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 12, 2012
  19. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Naw, not doing it for me
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Dec 12, 2012
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No even "Can I pump you?" - I think that would be rape.
     
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