Absolutely Gambol mate. Don't rely on others to buy you what you want at Christmas. I fully expect my missus to buy me a bottle of aftershave and four pairs of socks. I will smell good and my feet will be warm other than that I'd be jealous of what everyone else gets if I didn't help myself out.
a woman only wants you to notice when she has lost weight. how much you weigh or the daily fluctuation is not something most women discuss with their fellas, surely?
Dunno. I tend to stop listening and escape to my inner sanctuary when she starts talking about diets and other ****e like celebrity gossip, soap operas, paying the bills...
Make her a mix CD and cellotape some hearts to it. Always does the trick, plus it only costs about 16p. She will think you are romantic so then you bring out your ace card and surprise her with you elephant thong.
Ye quickly learn how to closely mimic paying attention. Which always ends up in an argument when you deny she told ye summat or other later.
Well I've been shopping since 11am.. Done most of it.. Only one present left.. I'm frozen and rinsed of cash.. C unts. Thing I hate is I have attempted to make an effort with what I've bought people and I know I will have gifts from people like a twin pack of lynx some pants from Matalan or the kind of jumper your grandparents wore. I've decided if anyone buys me socks or pants I'm going to tell them to take it back before I shove it up their arse.. No longer will I be on the receiving end of **** thoughtless presents. If I'm made to feel guilty into actually putting thought into what I buy.. If my 19 yr old niece who works full time now doesn't buy me anything I will set her present on fire infront of her. While throwing the multipack of lynx onto the fire and blowing up the lounge.. Happy f ucking Christmas you massive c unts..
Has anyone ever noticed they've had a recycled present? Few years back I had a jumper and matching scarf glove thing from my cousin.. And I happened to realise that it was what my mum had bought him two years previous.. The reason I noticed was I had the same thing bought for me by his parents the same year Kept it an wrapped it back up for two years later.. Reckon I'm due it back this year..
My father-in-law gets a Primark polo-shirt every year for Christmas from his son and daughter-in-law And for his birthday as well And he hates the bastard things it drives him and he tells me and the missus every year that he gives them away to his mate (who has about twenty of them in his cupboard). The ****ing ****s
Surely you need to get your point across - you should shove the pants up your arse before throwing them back. ps I think you're overdoing the bit about it being the season of goodwill.
