Benedict XVI (@Pontifex) tweeted at 10:28 AM on Wed, Dec 12, 2012: Dear friends, I am pleased to get in touch with you through Twitter. Thank you for your generous response. I bless all of you from my heart.
The Whore of Babylon came upon him and did proclaim "ER **** off back to Aberdeen, the wean can visit you"
Today is the end of the world and millions await with bated breath for some inspirational words from a church leader and that's all he has to say. Great just ****ing great Glad I'm not a Roman Catholic