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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 7, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    People having trouble with a drug dealer on the estate(lives 2 houses down), police keep raiding every week, but find nothing?

    This morning was fun though, at 5am, shouting, screaming & sounds of breaking glass, a group of 8-10 lads, smashed his front windows in the house, then spotted his car & ****ing demolished it.

    Had cops & forensics all day all over the place

    But the **** is still alive.

    Any ideas.

    Or E-mail me @ iwantthedrugdealerdead.com
     
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  2. Moltisanti

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    I'll ask T.
     
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  3. -jordan-

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    buy a copious amount of heroin.

    wait until he goes out, and hide it in his back garden.

    call the police and grass.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Get a job, save some money and move somewhere better <ok>
     
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  5. thephatone

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    RIng obama tell him bin laden's mate is hiding there and wait for the chopper to crash into the front garden?
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if the woman in the subway managed to escape the rapist?
     
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  8. thephatone

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    Nah i caught her!! she got what she deservered and enjoyed every second of it!
     
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  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Allready did that, i think the Cops are bent
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I do live in a posh part, i suppose drug dealers will go where the money is
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    In Scotland we tend to think of estates as run down **** holes with high crime and high unemployment. In your case I just put 2 and 2 together and assumed you were a jobless waster living in a dump.

    I still do actually.
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    do it yourself? get yourself a balaclava and do the **** in.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    They'll never know it's him.
     
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  14. -jordan-

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    i find something strangely erotic about that pic
     
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  15. It's_a_conspiracy_I_tell_ye

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    Send Dev and Stereo down to practice a bit of their favourite hobby on him I.E. jobby jabbing......That should do it !

    SPLENDID, ABSOLUTELY AND AWFULLY SPLENDID<cool>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I gathered he was a jobless waster living in a dump before I knew he lived on a common "estate".

    The language and rhetoric was a giveaway. Vey uncouth.
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    homophobe ....

    p.s. why not stop being a nosy norman and mind your business what 2 doors down is doing ..ya ****in tout
     
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