If you search "yewtree" in Twitter, it suggests searching "Noel Edmonds" I'm sure that's just folk speculating
The Queen is going to announce it to the nation in her Christmas address to the proletariat. I'll be standing to attention (steady Jen) saluting the TV with my Union Jack draped around my rippling sinewy and finely honed body.
Not me darling. I'm 6' 2" and slim. Like a coiled black panther ready to spring into action. What you have there is an anorexic Pud